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I lost myself for the first few days. I’d forgotten how fun it could be tracking down small creatures, gathering materials for this armor. It always made me wonder though, just what those spiders ate to get as big as they did. I had even run into an old acquaintance outside of Felwithe, a wizard that like me had lost his way at times. He’d even remembered a bet we’d made so long ago I’d forgotten it completely. Of course, I think he only remembered because I won. He had grudgingly handed me a small coin purse and turned back to the city. The only thing that possibly dampened my spirits was the thought of having to venture into Crushbone again.
I hadn’t enjoyed being there when I was young, and even though there was little in there for me fear, I wasn’t going to enjoy being there again. These orcs tended to use their noses before their eyes—it was much easier to catch a young elf that way. I decided to go in prepared. A few orcs were brave enough, or stupid enough, to wander into the forest away from their camps. I waited in ambush along a path they used, and soon had enough dead orcs lying around to make any elf proud. Gritting my teeth, I took the rags and skins they wore and covered myself with them. I was no longer an attractive elf, but I hoped I made a convincing orc. The stench filled my nostrils and made my eyes water, but I walked right through the group of orcs guarding the tunnel that led to the inner hold.
Nothing much had changed inside the orc’s lair. Of course, why would they go and waste their time making improvements? Killing them is the fun part. Their bodies decay at such a quick pace that looting them is stomach turning. I lost track of how many days I spent inside, probably around four or five if I had to guess. Needless to say, I got little sleep. Having become as dirty and smelly as the orcs I crossed paths with, they ignored me if I wasn’t attacking them. I took advantage of this to climb up on top of a small hut and rest a moment. Eyes closed and ears open, it felt good to not be moving. After a while, I heard voices drifting my way.
“Looks like someone has been through here, tracks are very fresh.”
“But what are we supposed to hunt then? There’s no orcs here!”
“There are plenty of orcs, they are too numerous to count.”
I recognized the man’s voice. It seemed Lycheas was leading a group of young rangers through Crush. I didn’t feel like moving, and hoped he would be able to tell the difference between a dirty smelly elf, and a dirty smelly orc.
“Look! There’s one up there!”
I slowly opened my eyes, and tightened my grip on my swords. Please tell me this next generation of rangers wasn’t that dull witted.
“That is not an orc.” Lycheas’ voice was dull and flat. You did have to admire his patience.
I left my rooftop perch, and walked towards them. I stopped and removed my ‘disguise’. Lycheas knew I hadn’t been an orc sitting up there, but he must not have looked too closely, for he seemed surprised to see me.
“You stink like the orcs.” One of the youngsters said, slowly backing away from me.
“When you’ve spent a great deal more time in here, you may notice that the orcs use their noses more than their eyes.” I answered, my voice tired and cracked. “But you seem to have a teacher already, so I will take my leave.” I nodded slightly, and trying not to look too clumsy with my overweight pack, turned to leave.
“Wait a moment if you will, please.” Lycheas said softly.
I stopped and looked back. Lycheas had turned back to the small group.
“This is as far as I can take you. Remember what you’ve learned, and help each other in here. The orcs are just as intent on taking you out as you are towards them. You may even come across other adventurers in here, treat them with respect, and don’t rush in to help unless they express a need for it.”
The young trainees grudgingly moved away on their own. Lycheas made his way towards me slowly.
“I do have to agree you don’t smell very attractive, but you are by far the most attractive looking orc I’ve ever seen.”
“Flattery will get you nothing.” I began to wonder what exactly he was up to, though his compliment wasn’t totally unwanted.
“Oh, right…I wasn’t trying…I mean…” He seemed less unsure of him self than before, stumbling over his own tongue. “I…I wanted to apologize for the other day. I was, well Arellat said it best when she called me a stupid blundering oaf.”
He stood there looking down at his feet. Whatever I should have said never came out, instead, I found myself laughing. His face turned a deep red, and I saw his entire body tense. I tried to calm myself.
“Please forgive me, but I just pictured her face, all scrunched up calling you names.” Another fit hit me. “I honestly do not mean to laugh at you. I guess I’m more tired than I thought.”
I guess that did the trick, as he relaxed and finally looked back up at me. Those eyes hit me, and somewhere inside I realized I’d missed them just a little. That sobered me quickly, and the laugher died away. He came over and took my pack from me, one of those soft smiles on his face again.
“Here, mine is empty. I’ll help carry some of this for you.”
I R NUCKING FUTS!
Yes, I know...I know what you always say - You trap, you kill, you eat - that's what a good spider does. You trap...you kill...you eat....
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